Cherubic

Cherub has been battling valiantly with the English language this week. Here are some Cherubic-English translations ...

Hairphones = headphones

Tin oil = cling film (plastic wrap). Some confusion with foil there, I think.

Chocolate liver = chopped liver (Jewish version of liver pate)

Clock father = grandfather clock

Mattress = match (as in "you need a mattress to light the candle")

Crack! = Snap!